How Is This Possible

I woke up this morning, first of all just happy that I awoke.
Give thanks every time. It occurred to me that I am just being lazy when it comes to my body. I have wasted too much time living it up and eating good. I need to get back in shape be more disciplined.
I live in a part of the city that has a great view of our beloved lake Michigan ( and yes I capitalized the L and the M because I am proud. )
No more that a few hundred yards from water, my morning and dusk views are the best.
Sitting there watching the Survivor Man that I dvr'd last night at 3am, I am getting my stuff ready for work. I started to believe that I was squandering my youth.
I am not a spring chicken but being in my early 30's has caused me to reflect on the amount of time that I wasted not putting to use the high metabolic rate that comes along with being young.
I am not a small person and never have been. But my body has always been fairly easy for me to control and usually responds to what I do to it very quickly.
That being said, I am tired of this shit and going to the gym. I was at the mall yesterday and noticed that a particular style and size of jeans that I wanted, was not available in my size. That fucking pissed me off. I am officially angry about that. Like 5 years ago I could have slid in them bitches with no problems. Hell, 2 years ago . Well maybe not like 2 years ago, but definitely 3-4. I must change my ways.
I am working in the career that I want getting paid what I feel I deserve. I have a nice home a decent car and my body is the only thing left to fix.

This brings us to the title of this post. This piece of human growth hormone that you see pictured above. Is absolutely in-fuckin-credible. I mean this chick is an abomination. As are many that we see blessed with the thick gene. These people knew by their teens that they weren't built like the rest of the girls in the neighborhood.
This meaty piece is Brazilian. Now I have been to Brazil a few times. Once when I was 18 and once when I was about 24 or 25. But I must say, there was a drastic difference between the types of ladies that I saw walking about at 18 and the type that I saw at 25. There were clearly more thick women, or at least they were more out in the open.
I don't understand this.