Piece Of The Day: Tamala Jones

Man, everybody knows who this chick is. She legitimises your favorite hood flick almost as well as Michael Buffer legitimises boxing events. You hear Michael Buffer's thundering voice and you know right then and there that it must be an event worth watching regardless of how the boxers perform. I can't say the same thing about Jimmy "lemon" Jr. I used to be able to, but now that muthafukka works any old event. Big or small, Vegas or fucking Wyoming, the blond haired bandit will be there. Anyways you know what the fuck I mean. This chick has graced us with her presence since the early 90's. The first time I really saw her and her beauty was in Booty Call. But when she really started to get my attention was in The Wood and Two Can Play that Game. I mean this sucka Dondre Whitfield was always cheating on her character, or at least acting like he was. I would say something shady about the whole idea of dissing Tamala, but that dude is married to Salli Richardson. So wtf? Nothing really to say there. Umm... Moving on.
Always projected as the around the way girl, hood chick or generally difficult girlfriend to deal with. I hate that she is cast in these roles, but sometimes it makes me wonder if actors are cast if roles such as this because they are so comfortable playing them due to lack of range and ability. Maybe it is a heightened version or an extension of her personality. Shit man, who the fuck knows. All I know is, perfect ass, butters always whipped to perfection, you never know these days but it appears to be her hair. I'm sure it is. Plus she a tiny little thing. Not too short to be like 5'7 in heels or so. Great complexion.
Nice bucky beaver teeth and perfect height. She is who you wife.
This brings us to the implants. I don't know why she wasn't happy with the handful she had, but they looked cool to me. That's all we will say about that one. You never know what drives people to chop and cut their body up. I hope she gets some better opportunities other than these direct to video master p - ass movie roles. When you look back though if you grew up in the late 90's man this was the chick you wanted to date in college and then after graduation move away somewhere and start a small tribe together. She seems like she will keep you laughing and keep it poppin in the only room that is more important than the t.v. room. Umm.. I'm not going to mention Nate Dogg, because I just don't understand pretty much anything about their whole ordeal. All I have to
say about that is ..."Ew!"